When the orange juice mixes with the pepper on the table
Things will go crazy like we are in another fable.
I’ll be flying north of left in a giant red canoe,
With my pet rock Neil and a cheese pizza too.
I’d get annoyed with it and tell him to get real.
So he will do it and then eat my whole meal.
Don’t worry because it’s all normal, you see.
‘Cause you never met a person quite like me.