Son of Batman
(Superhero Plan)


I like to say I’m the son of Batman,
I’ll tell you all about my superhero plan.
Never heard of me? Well, remember this face.
Whoop all you bad guys, put you in your place.

I’ll pick you up, throw you through the air,
Smack you upside the head ‘cause I’m on a tear.
Take you out with a ninja judo fu kick.
You won’t see it coming because I move so quick.

With a sly little move you don’t know where I am,
You’re about as smart as a honey-glazed ham.
You look around and you’re thinking like "What?"
You hear me laugh hysterically as I kick you in your butt.

I’ll hunt you down as you run and hide.
Have fun trying to escape my jet-powered ride.
I’ll run you over because I really don’t care,
Give you a wedgie and rip your underwear.

I’ll tape your mouth shut so you don’t make a sound,
When I tie you in a tree high above the ground.
And just when you thought I was almost done,
I’ll spray paint you pink for a little fun.

Now, no superhero would ever be complete,
If they didn’t strut their stuff and move their feet.
So I do a cool dance as I’m walking away.
I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m done for today.