THAT'S it. I'm sick and tired of filling out the same old 'about me' style survey things.
Same repetitive questions.
So now it's my turn to ask the questions, and it's going to be anything but typical, and even further from sanity. So
grab your keyboard and start punching in your psychotic answers so you can send them back asap.
tysonwagner@hotmail.comFeel free to pass this around too. Remember to copy and paste your reply, instead of forwarding it.
Here
we go...1. What's the best thing a tree is for?
2. What's better, spiders crawling
all over you or snakes? And why?
3. What's your favorite song to sing in the shower?
4. How many
farmers does it take to fill a standard four door car and how do you know?
5. What would an elephant do on it's
night out on the town when it escapes from the zoo?
6. If dogs could speak English, what would they say to you?
7. If it takes half a chicken half a day to lay half an egg, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden
leg to kick the warts off a dill pickle, true or false?
8. What's the greatest thing you know about cornflakes?
9. If your flying over the ocean in your canoe and the wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you make in a
barn before the cows come home?
10. If it's raining cats and dogs, how do you roast your marshmallows?
PROBLEM
SOLVING:
11. You need to cross the ocean because you're stranded on an island. All you
have is 10 boxes of toothpicks, a pack of bubblegum, a lollipop, a hockey stick, and a reclining chair. What do you
do?
12. You are suddenly surrounded by ninjas while eating your breakfast one morning, instantly your radio turns
on and you hear the disco hit "Stayin' Alive". What do you do?
13. Your out for a walk on a sunny
afternoon when you happen to come across 'Lucky' the leprechaun eating his Lucky Charms. They look magically delicious.
What do you do?
14. You have two apples and you eat five. What just happened?
15. You magically appear
on the set of one of those Idol shows. Your singing abilities include songs such as "Mary had a Little Lamb", "I'm
a Little Teapot", and "The ABC's". What do you do?
16. You are invited to a dinner with the Cat in the Hat,
the Pope, Madonna, and Joe from Canada. What do you wear?
17. You are pulled over for speeding, and as the cop
looks in your car he starts eying your box of jelly doughnuts. You don't want a ticket, but those doughnuts are REALLY
good too. What ever shall you do?
18. You happen to be lounging around outside in your favorite flourescent
pink t-shirt and neon green shorts, when a little bird flies up to you and asks if you have any requests for a song.
What do you do?
19. After eating some three day old macaroni you find out that you have x-ray vision. Where's
the first place you go?
20. An alien lands in your backyard, it looks exactly like a soccer ball with legs and arms.
What do you do?
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