Hahahaha!  Just when you thought you were safe and could relax, BLAAAM, here I am again smothering your sanity in chocolate sauce!  Sautè time!
Fill out the survey with the strangest, funniest answers you can muster up, and email them to
tysonwagner@hotmail.com and all you other friends too.
Copy and then paste the questions into a new composition.
Here we go...




1.  If there's something strange in the neighborhood, and the ghostbusters are busy, who do you call?

2.  The cat came back the very next day, but where did he come from, and what was he up to?

3.  You're walking through a jungle one day, exporing, and whistling your favorite tune.  Out from the bush jumps three of the funniest looking tribal people you've ever seen.  The apparant leader approaches you and yells "Hallabubba choo choo! Hallabubba choo choo!  Wallygonny boo!  Ega!"   What is your response and what do you do?

4.  One day you happen to notice the neighbor's babysitter floating around holding an umbrella, muttering something about forcing sugar medicine down.  What do you do?

5.  You are running through a cornfield one afternoon just because you like sugar, when you bump into a scarecrow that looks alot like you.  Problem is, this scarecrow is wearing terrible looking clothes.  What do you do?

6.  That silly Rabbit is after those Trix again.  You can't let that evil beast to lay his hands on your cereal.  You must defend your turf.  You have some fishing line, a poster of a deer, an empty A&W mug, a bouncy ball, a teddy bear, and alot of forest to work with.  What's your plan?

7.  To write that you fight during night is quite a sight, but might you not be right, for height is not always might.  Bite the white blight tonight.  Anyways, you find out that your favorite city wants to be renamed whatever you want to name it.  What city, what name, and why? 

8.  You order a cheeseburger and fries at McMickey's, but when you recieve your order you notice that half your meal is eaten.  The person at the till is smiling like an idiot, the drive-thru person is glancing your way every so often, and the cook in the back is seemingly laughing to himself.  What do you do? 

9.  There is a big world issue happening right now!  Problem is your 'intelligent' leader has chosen you, a cartoon character, to save us all.  Who are you, what's the issue, and what are you going to do to help?

10.  When out for a walk on a sunny evening, you come across a cow dancing in the park.  Upon further inspection you realize that he's playing tunes on a spotted white CD player.  Seriously, this is some good music.  What do you do? 

11.  You have the choice to marry a person from the psycho ward, a 400 pound dancer, a caveperson, a sumo wrestler, or a clown.  Who do you choice and why?

12.  After eating an out-dated peice of cheese, you have become transformed into some food!  Yay!  But wait, what are you?  And somebody has to eat you, who's it going to be?

13.  You were watching a circus when things started going extremely strange. You are now in the middle of a bunch of laughing clowns that look terrifying and bloodthirsty. There's a tiger blocking the only gap in the clowns, and right beside you is the ladder to get up to the tightrope. All you have in your hands is a half eaten hot dog and an empty can of pop. What do you do?

14.  You're driving down mainstreet in your convertible one sunny afternoon.  At one of the stopsigns your car is magically filled halfway with water, and your stereo starts playing "Yellow Submarine".  What do you do?

15.  You are taking a nice swim one day by yourself when you are approached by an alien walking on the water.  He looks like a little one-eyed ball with legs and arms.  He looks very kind and holds out a handfull of gummy bears.  What do you do?

16.  You are going on a date.  Your hair is an absolute disaster zone.  All you have to work with is a pine tree, a maple tree, and a cactus.  What do you do?

17.  While out walking down a sidewalk one night you notice a dog chasing a cat that is chasing a mouse, too bad you didn't see the sign.  Kapow!  When you come to, you find yourself surrounded by a pack of wild rabbits.  These are no typical rabbits, these ones have mean teeth and bad attitudes.  You look around and see a couple garbage cans, a small bush, a flower pot, and a bent up sign.  What do you do?

18.  What happened to the original question #18?

19.  Don't you just hate it when you wake up in the morning and you find you've grown a long furry tail overnight?  Never happened?  Well, what is the first thing you would do if it did happen?

20.  If a tree falls in the forest, and there's nobody around, do the other trees laugh?


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